Motivating Co Workers To Bring Canned Food

As is common among many workplaces, there is an annual canned food drive. My office is big enough that we split into teams and compete for who can bring in the most cans. I was in charge of one of the teams and needed a motivational tool. So, I offered my face, well a pie in my face. The winner brought in over 150 cans. Here's a video of my pie in the face day. Note: whipped cream is very greasy, GROSS!

Computer Pranks

There are a ton of pranks you can play on your officemates just by messing with your computer. I'm just going to post one of them now because I don't want to give all my best ones away. This one is especially good if people are able to log out of their desktop because you don't need to be logged in to do it.

Adjust the monitor contrast to 0% and the brightness to 100%. It makes the screen go blank! Impossible to figure out what happens. You'll have a real laugh when your co worker is crawling around on the floor trying to figure out what the heck is wrong. MUHAHAHAHAHAAH!

Unofficial Disiplinary Pop Up Messages

At work we have access to a utility that allows you to send a pop up message to anyone on the network. However, no one knows about it. This can make for some good fun because as people are working an official looking message can just mysteriously pop up on their screen telling them that they have been breaking office protocol.
Here are some examples:
"Your recent internet activity has been flagged. Due to excessive and innapropriate web browsing you are scheduled to be disciplined. An email will follow with details and your disciplinary appointment."
"You have been reported to be in dress code violation. We ask that you use Personal Time Off and go home to change into more appropriate work attire."

Responding to Office Wide Email

Everyone gets office wide email, you know the stuff I'm talking about, announcements, events ect. Normally, you just delete them. But, If you are bored, you may as well respond to them. Here is an email that was sent out yesterday and my response.

Office email for lost and found:
The Minutes/Notes to the Psychosocial Council Meeting dated 06/05/08 and 05/15/08 were left in the Ladies Restroom. If belonging to you, please retrieve from front desk. Thank you. Have a great day and enjoy your evening!
Thanks,

My Response:
I have been receiving Psychosocial Counseling because I have a hard time remembering to use the Men's instead of the Lady's room. Obviously, my counseling is a failure, so I will have to search out a new therapist. However, I would like to get my notes back so that I can use them in my malpractice lawsuit.
Thank you.