Lost Cell Phone

Sent: Tuesday, July 29, 2008 3:43 PMSubject:
Small blue Samsung cell phone found in ladies' restroom. If lost, please see Cristal to retrieve. thank you.

Reply:
It just so happens that I have lost my small blue Samsung phone. It would not surprise me in the least if it was found in the ladies room, as women often suffer from the co-morbid conditions of kleptomania and misplaced cell phone syndrome. Hence, stolen phones are often recovered in lady's rooms. However, this phone has been missing since 1987, so small is a relative term. It was small for 1987, but still weighed 3.2 lbs. The phone allowed me to store 4 numbers, as that was the limit on the memory chip. If you could please check, the names in the phone, if it is in fact mine, are, Ronald Reagan, Scott Baio, Michael Hutchence and Sally Kristen Ride. Now that I think about it, it may have been a Motorola phone. Are you sure you did not find a Motorola?