Today I have decided to dissect a quote I heard yesterday.
"I got my friend’s breast milk on my shirt."
Quick, what is the image that just popped into your head? That image alone was worth reading the post today, huh???
Here are some of the things I thought of:
Two cows in a cartoon waiting for a bus and one of them spontaneously lactates on the other.
A group of women in the office "Working Moms" room.
and best of all.
A warehouse full of lactating women pumping milk for sale to the general public. (Probably shouldn't post this, now someone is going to steal my idea and get rich).
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1 comment:
This post was fairly crazy but not as crazy as it could have been. What detracted from further craziness was, ironically, the quote under disection. Anybody can take an unusual quote and fancy-pants around with a lot of crazy scenario construction. Try doing that with a quote like "would you like fries with that?" and then we'll really separate the lunatics from the clowns.
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