Apology Granted

I have to update my blog. What should I write about??? Hmmmmm, the 'Walking Lady?' No, too boring. Blisters? Too annoying . The Texas Association Against Sexual Assault mug? Not good enough. Mugs! There is the 'Mug it and Love it' campaign at work. That's kind of a hot topic. I could probably get myself in trouble, very political. Thera - Bands! You know what, that might be fun. Do you know what a Thera -Band is? Well, I will tell you. It is a gigantic piece of rubber that can be used to do weight bearing exercise (http://www.thera-band.com/). I have one at my desk and I use it everyday to do some hard core reps, this is why I am super buff.

You know what would be fun!?

To just walk out into the middle of the workplace and start doing Thera - Band exercises. There is a lot of people around the office and I don't know all of them. People would think I was crazy. You know, put on a serious face, like those strange people you see in parks doing Tai Chi by themselves (if you are a person that does Tai Chi by yourself at a park, yes, I just insulted you). Dang, that was mean, I should delete that. Are you still allowed to insult people that do strange things, or is that politically incorrect? Is there a Protection for People Who Do Strange Things lobby in DC? Are you still allowed to insult people that write silly blogs? If so, I expect a wide array of insults!! Come on people, don't hold back. This is your big chance to do what you always wanted. I give you permission! INSULT ME! Just make sure your are clever. I'm off to stand in the middle of the hall with my giant rubber band........See you soon.