The Beast and The Fairy

Lost would the world be without the protection of brave knights. A jaunt through the rolling hills, only but a short distance from the protective confines of the castle, our brave knight, his noble canine, his fair maiden and the king in the carriage come upon the vicious beast known as Boxer, the hundred pounds. The beast begins to lay waist to the noble canine companion, tearing and dragging at his neck. Our knight goes into action and subdues the evil beast verily dragging it back to the lair from which it escaped. Upon return our noble knight is securing the castle for an evening’s worth of rest and relaxation, when, off of the castle gate flies into his hair the evil fairy, smoky brown the flying roach. Only his words of surprise, "Oh crap," give any hint of fear. For quickly does our noble knight act! Using a discarded door stop does he destroy the evil fairy, leaving green blood to run freely on the castle floor. AH, but soundly do the fair maiden, the noble canine and the King sleep, for our knight is constantly on alert!