Danglers

Lost item email:

Sent: Tuesday, September 09, 2008 1:19 PM
Subject: A dangle earring (pearl and purple stones) has been lost and found. Please retrieve from front desk if belonging to you. Thank you!

Response:

My ears are danglers. As it is a very rare genetic trait, I doubt there are too many other people in the department with dangle ears. Most likely someone purchased those dangle ear rings without realizing they were for danglers. If no one claims them, I could certainly use one for my left lobe.

Thank you for your kind consideration.