Tiger Woods Sues PGA

Tiger Woods has filed a lawsuit against the PGA tour claiming that they allow too many attractive women with shorts into their events. A spokesperson for Mr. Woods said, “When you include the promotion girls and the fans there is just too many hotties in skimpy clothing, it makes it difficult for a sex addict to concentrate on his golf.” Tiger ... See moreclaims that the PGA not enforcing a men’s only policy, or at minimum a strict dress code for women has cost him his marriage, millions of dollars in endorsements and multiple PGA championships. “You can’t walk around with your pecker up all day long and expect to have a normal life,” Tiger said, “Sex addicts have rights too.”