Chamillionaire

I figured that since I had Chamillionaire listed on my profile as one of my favorite music groups it would be a good idea to listen to some of their songs. Easy enough, just YouTube it. In case you are like me and they are one of your favorite groups that you have never actually listened to here you go http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKnJg1PlIEI. Go ahead, click on the link, expand your mind.


Looks to me like the only thing I am missing is the Cadillac and then people would mistake me for Hakeem (he's the guy driving)! I guess I need some lyrics too.

First the rules of rap:

1. The person rapping is a bad ass. In this case the rapper is me so, no problem, I am a bad ass.

2. Denigrate women. No problem, women are good for .

3. Street Cred. I have plenty of street cred. One night when I was drunk I told my friends that I beat up 20 guys at the same time. Another night, when I was drunk, I cleaned an entire bathroom of regurgitated alcohol with only a knife and a spoon. All of this was nearly 20 years ago and I'm not sure it's true, but who's going to argue with a bad ass?

4. Sagging pants. Ok, I just can't, really, I can't.



So, here we go. Hard core rap!


I'm a rootin tootin bad boy



suckin on my sucker



I'll give you a kiss lady



all you have to do is pucker.



You look gosh darn pretty in



your pin strip suit.



Come watch movies at my place,



it'll be a hoot.





By the way, my rapper name, Hot Diggity.