Super Hero

I heard a great quote this weekend that I wanted to share with everyone.

"Otto, get your rectum off of my leg."

Also, I got a great comment on the Tornado post yesterday:

"This blog does not appear to be a tornado of craziness. Rather, it takes craziness and makes it very safe for us, which is nice. Then again, a tornado can stack two dimes. So perhaps we are so far deluded and we have not yet experienced the flurry." ~Anonymous

I had not realized this until Anonymous pointed it out , but I am a super hero. The world is blind to the craziness around them and if the veil was lifted from the eyes of the general public most would not be able to survive the shock. However, I am able to take the craziness and reveal it in a way that allows people to internalize it and actually laugh at it, rather than spontaneously combust. I mean, I knew I was special, but WOW a hero! I need a costume and I think it will have to have a cape.

Anonymous, you are very deluded and the craziness around you could still overwhelm you, but do not worry, I take my job very seriously and I assure you that I will not let that happen.

I wonder what other super powers lie latent within me that I have yet to discover!?